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Bread Lobster Massacre and Fire Arts in Passing

Perhaps you’ve never head of a sourdough bread lobster? I hadn’t, and I live in San Francisco… part of its natural habitat. In an effort to satisfy tourists’ insatiable appetites for both seafood and sourdough bread, some enterprising baker invented (get this) bread in the shape of a crustacean. My co-worker Brandon received one of these masterpieces and decided to share it with the office. As you can see in the following photos, the claws and legs are definitely the most appealing part:

Bread Lobster- noon

noon

Bread Lobster- 2pm

2pm

Bread Lobster- 3:30pm

3:30pm

Bread Lobster- 5:00pm

5:00pm- somebody needs to put this thing out of its misery

I also made it over to Oakland this evening for drinks and dinner, and on the way back I spotted The Crucible’s Fire Arts Festival next to the West Oakland BART station. I was skeptical when I heard that tickets were $40, but upon seeing the size of the flames generated and the elaborate stage setup I have a new level of respect for the event.

The Fire Arts Festival, Oakland CA

2 comments to Bread Lobster Massacre and Fire Arts in Passing

  • renu

    what that lobster needs is some drawn butter….wait, are those blueberries for eyes?

  • [...] And it was my birthday this past week. I turned 35 which officially means that I am too old to report on style and I have to move into what all washed up hacks do after their journalistic career fizzles: cover celebrity news. Here I come Britney Spears and Paris Hilton! But seriously, I would like to thank my friends for the great gifts such as this bread lobster which my friend Mark diligently recorded on his own blog. Definitely have a look. Whoa! [...]

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