Sick of expensive real estate? Tired of stucco? Have I got a house for you. You can own a three-unit building in Cleveland sheathed in an acres of white vinyl for only $17,000. With an estimated payment of $86, even if you only rent out one of the apartments you’ll still come out ahead.

15705 Holmes St., Cleveland OH
What do you think happens in that windowless vinyl-covered room on the second floor?
hmmm… $17,000 is actually kind of a lot for that neighborhood. I bet they’re charging more for it though because it has the added feature of a dark room in the second floor flat, you know, for those with a photography hobby.
It must be a miniature vinyl siding factory.
oh dear…”a photography hobby”….um…just…oh dear.
unrelated, but somehow, my dog learned to stick his little chuhuahua face in my mouth and eat the food suck in my molars…I;m concerned and mildly appalled…uh…
photogaphy….
supercollider, no doubt.