Markasaurus

Hi! You must really like the locker room, considering you’re hanging out here standing four feet away from me and staring without even changing your clothes. That’s a really shiny lock you just put on that empty locker as if you’re in the locker room for some legitimate purpose. As much as I would like to hang out here and stare back at you, I need to go work out since I’m only taking an hour lunch break. Plus, I think you should spend some time grooming that mustache to see if you can make it look even creepier.