To the guy with the mustache at 24 Hour Fitness
Hi! You must really like the locker room, considering you’re hanging out here standing four feet away from me and staring without even changing your clothes. That’s a really shiny lock you just put on that empty locker as if you’re in the locker room for some legitimate purpose. As much as I would like to hang out here and stare back at you, I need to go work out since I’m only taking an hour lunch break. Plus, I think you should spend some time grooming that mustache to see if you can make it look even creepier.
October 10th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
haven’t encountered the mustached guy, but definitely many in that locker room that qualify as sleezy,creepy.
October 10th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Wow, the more you talk about 24 Hour Fitness the more I want to join and hang out there all the time.
The question is where should I go first? - to the creepy voyueristic one near your work, the one with the scummy pool in Potrero Center, or the one with the scuzzy leather couch and long lines at Van Ness. Too many choices….
October 12th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
The guy didn’t happen to say “It’s Millertime!” did he…?