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My Bratz Balloon is on the floor

You know your birthday is finally over when the Bratz balloon your friend gave you finally sinks to the floor. This happened over the weekend, during the tail end of the Great Heat Wave of ‘08 (please do not confuse this with “Death Storm ‘08″). My balloon, which just a few short weeks ago adorned a piece of tasty carrot cake, now rests on the floor.

Andy told me that this present was the key to everlasting life when he gave it to me. I have to admit, it lasted a very long time for a helium balloon. Now I can take the rest of the air out and hang the picture of the “Bratz” up on my wall! Or maybe not…

And now, some sad news about Markasaurus.com. A spammer hacked my header file and put many unsavory search terms at the beginning of my blog. It was hidden to the casual user, but it showed up in search results, and Markasaurus.com got booted off the search rankings on Google! What a travesty! Some spammer is preventing people from finding an important source of breaking news, all to sell a few bottles of counterfeit erectile dysfunction medicine. I corrected the issue and the site should show up in search results again soon. How would people have known not to lock their pets and babies in their cars during the heat wave if it weren’t for Markasaurus? This site saves lives!