http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/ Markasaurus. About to get a redesign. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:50:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1786 cold as ice Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:13:23 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1786 Oh yeah it was $600, not $300. Double everything I said. Oh yeah it was $600, not $300. Double everything I said.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1757 chadcollins Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:04:40 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1757 Get $600 in singles. Cross the boarder to Canada. Get $600 in singles. Cross the boarder to Canada.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1755 Andy Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:54:16 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1755 Invest in your cat's education. Invest in your cat’s education.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1731 cold as ice Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:05:07 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1731 Oh, I almost forgot... * Subscribe to 10 foreign porn websites for a month. Oh, I almost forgot…
* Subscribe to 10 foreign porn websites for a month.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1730 cold as ice Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:01:34 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1730 * Buy 75 gallons of gasoline and have a bonfire. Or... * Buy a bag of cement and lay down the cement with the remaining $295 in singles mixed into the cement. Because hey, $300 sidewalk, that's cool. * Hire a butler for 10 hours. * Buy 150 - 40oz of OE and pass out bottles to the homeless. * Throw a jell-o wrestling party with hired entertainment. * Rent a car, take the full insurance option and wreck the shit out of it..Smash the windows, rip off the mirrors, slash the tires, etc. Throw the $300 in the car rental agents face and say "Sue me." * Buy 75 gallons of gasoline and have a bonfire. Or…
* Buy a bag of cement and lay down the cement with the remaining $295 in singles mixed into the cement. Because hey, $300 sidewalk, that’s cool.
* Hire a butler for 10 hours.
* Buy 150 - 40oz of OE and pass out bottles to the homeless.
* Throw a jell-o wrestling party with hired entertainment.
* Rent a car, take the full insurance option and wreck the shit out of it..Smash the windows, rip off the mirrors, slash the tires, etc. Throw the $300 in the car rental agents face and say “Sue me.”

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1708 Dave Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:24:19 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1708 Very stimulating to think about. Very stimulating to think about.

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