Archive for the ‘San Francisco’ Category

The Olympic Torch meets the Bay Quackers Bus in San Francisco

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

The Quackers Bus and the TorchAs you may be able to see in this blurry photo I borrowed from the CNN website (and they apparently got it from the local KRON4 helicopter) the infamous Olympic Torch struggled to make its way through San Francisco today. While thousands of people on all sides of the China issue were gathered at the baseball stadium and the waterfront downtown (the official route), the Torch was being secretly run through several of the most unsuspecting parts of the city accompanied by the Bay Quackers Bus. What is this bus, you ask? It is a duck-themed amphibious tour bus for tourists. Thank God they upheld the dignity of the Olympics. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to cancel the whole thing before it even started?

You can check out my photos from the protests at flickr.

San Francisco Olympic Torch Protest

Cats and Medicine, Part II & The Cell Phone Paradox

Friday, April 4th, 2008

javier in a box A while back, I wrote a post with some advice on how to feed medicine to your cat. I now have realized that if your cat is determined not to take the pill, it isn’t going to happen. Javier is on steroids (long story) and he’s decided that he is not going to let us feed him medicine any more. No amount of water or rubbing his throat is going to change that.

Now, on the cell phone saga. My Samsung phone from T-Mobile is on its last legs. The screen was damaged a while back and there is this black nothingness spreading across it. I can barely read the phone number I am about to dial, and I get the feeling that one of these days it isn’t going to work at all. It lost its charge today, so I panicked and decided that I had to get a new phone. The problem is that I don’t want to renew my contract, so I don’t want to get my phone at the T-Mobile store. T-Mobile blows (to put it mildly), and there is no way in Hell I am signing another contract with them.

I went on Craigslist, my favorite place to shop for things, and found a place in the Mission District of San Francisco that claimed to be selling inexpensive used cell phones. It is on Mission St., which is the sort of busy city thoroughfare where you can buy Ecstasy or crack at two in the afternoon, shop at a dollar store, catch a bus, buy cheap socks, get really good tacos, enjoy a drink, and purchase a neon Last Supper themed wall clock. It is also really filthy and there are tons of pigeons. Oh, and I used to live there. Anyway, I called the cell phone guy and he said he had some used phones. He also said that when I get there I should either call and let him know I’m there (duh, no cell phone!) or “knock on the window.”

I took the BART train over to the neighborhood and walked two blocks to the store. Actually, I walked past the store and then turned around and realized that it looked like it had gone out of business. There is plywood over the door and the metal security gate was closed. I knocked (hard) on the window three or four times a face appeared as the curtain at the back of the display window parted. The owner let me in to a small, dark space with leather jackets (all for sale) hanging up the height of the left wall and glass cases under the counter filled with cell phones in the middle of the store. There was also a work bench covered in electronic gear and a number of computers.

All of the phones were heavily used and most had minimal features and sold for $40-$60. I asked why I wouldn’t just go on ebay or craigslist or buy a phone there that was newer and probably cost less. He said I should buy from him because it was a reputable store. Plus, he doesn’t charge sales tax.

I told him I’d have to think about it.

24 Hour Fitnesss Locker Room Update

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

I went to the 24 Hour Fitness in the Castro yesterday, and they are in the midst of “upgrading” the showers. I’m not sure what that means, but I will probably never find out since I refuse to shower there.
Currently, the back of the locker room with the shower area is walled off with plywood, and they have fiberglass shower enclosures rigged up in frames made out of 2×4s and plywood with all the pipes exposed so people can shower during the construction.  These makeshift showers are sitting in the sink area, each with a really cheap looking curtain (possibly just a piece of fabric?)  across the front of each shower. They have wooden steps (also plywood) so you can get up to each unit.  Because the  shower situation is taking up half the locker room, during the afternoon rush it was so crowded I felt like I was getting changed on a crowded bus.

Easter with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence

Monday, March 24th, 2008

The Sisters threw another fantastic Easter Celebration in Dolores Park this weekend, featuring an Easter egg hunt for kids, a bonnet contest and the ever-popular Hunky Jesus Competition. I think one of the finalists was the same guy that won last year, or else he purchased the life-size cross from last year’s winner on Craigslist.

Everyone seemed to be having a good time, except for those waiting in line to go to the bathroom. I really need to start thinking about ideas for my Hunky Jesus costume next year.

Easter in Dolores Park

Miatas: What do you think?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

I was walking home tonight and noticed a man and woman in a white Mazda Miata who had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop either for speeding or running a red light. They appeared to be on a date, possibly even a first date. All I could think of was “wow, I can’t imagine which is more embarrassing: being pulled over by a cop on a date, or having to pick up a date in a Miata.”

What do you think about Miatas? Yay or nay?

miata with unicorn

Image courtesy kelnishi.com

Craigslist Pet of the Day: Miniature Horses

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

It has been a long time since I ran a “Craigslist Pet of the Day” feature. In fact, the last time I did it was when I wrote about the Black and White Tegu, and that has turned out to be one of the biggest draws to Markasaurus… people everywhere want to learn about the Tegu.

I have a newfound interest in horses, since I went horseback riding last weekend. I don’t have the pictures of it on my computer yet, so you’ll have to wait. To make a long story short, I rode a horse (very slowly) for the first time ever last weekend. Natasha and I went to a ranch in Marin County and took an hour ride on Saturday morning through the woods at Pt. Reyes National Seashore. My fear of horses has been throughly eradicated.

Now that I no longer fear horses, I was fascinated by this horse ad on Craigslist. Would you believe that there are a number of different miniature horses up for adoption in the San Francisco Bay Area? This was my favorite:

miniature horse - $1500 (gilroy)

Reply to: sale-576438545@craigslist.org

Date: 2008-02-16, 3:51PM PST

this is a cute live horse for your pleasure or kids. four year old pinto gelding. others available
408-309-0209

Um, maybe I’m reading too much into this, but isn’t the first line a bit weird? To be honest, it completely creeps me out.  I especially like how the seller included the word “live”. I have a feeling “this is a cute dead horse for your pleasure or kids” wouldn’t have been a very convincing sell.

Election Wrap-Up: San Francisco World Peace Center Proposition Fails!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

In a testament to just how ridiculous the ballot initiative process is in California, Proposition C on the San Francisco Ballot proposed to (somehow) obtain Alcatraz Island from the federal government and turn it into a “World Peace Center.” Sponsored by a bizarre fringe political party from nearby Marin County, this was a proposal for the City of San Francisco to buy Alcatraz from the National Park Service, tear down the historic prison and build some sort of monument on the scale of the Taj Mahal. While all the votes haven’t been counted, it looks like the proposition is going to fail by a margin of about three to one. Alcatraz World Peace Center

The extremely questionable part about this issue is the matter of how it arrived on the ballot in the first place. This group must have been able to get in the neighborhood of 10,000 signatures to qualify for the ballot measure… which means that 10,000 people in San Francisco must have thought it was worth the effort and expense to put this on the ballot.

Something to think about while you are bored contemplating the primary elections

Friday, February 1st, 2008

I watched some of the debate on cnn.com tonight, and was almost bored to tears. I don’t think a debate should be a love-fest between a party’s remaining two candidates, but I guess that only goes to show how similar they are. If you need a diversion, why not purchase a used head from a wax museum?

I thought I’d follow up with my recent post on the Randall Museum. Not only was there a rabbit grooming a chicken, but there is a huge model train set in the basement. I got this photo of a plastic teddy bear that must be a stand-in for a grizzly, with a miniature man working on the wires:

Model Trains at the Randall Museum

Rabbits Grooming Chickens: Hot inter-species love, San Francisco style.

Sunday, January 27th, 2008
Rabbit-Chicken Love, at the Randall Museum

After wandering around our neighborhood for a while, Natasha and I wandered into San Francisco’s Randall Museum. It’s a free museum for kids that has model trains in the basement (the model train setup is a blog post all on its own) and a room full of animals you can look at. In one area, there is a mini-petting zoo with a few chickens, rabbits, a duck and a guinea pig. It’s indoors, and there is a small fence around the animals.

It’s hard to actually pet the animals because one area is designated the “quiet zone” and the animals were all huddled there to keep enthusiastic children from groping them. It was in this corner that I witnessed the inter-species love displayed in the photo above. This rabbit would not stop “grooming” the chicken’s feathers. I’m not sure if it was actually grooming or if it was merely nibbling all the feathers off the chicken’s neck, but the bird sure seemed to be enjoying it.

Gus Van Sant’s “Milk”: Filming on my block

Friday, January 25th, 2008
Pretend it’s Aquarius Records on Castro Street this week.

A documentary about slain San Francisco politician Harvey Milk is being filmed in my neighborhood this week. As part of the preparation for filming, Castro Street is getting redone to look like the 1970s (at least the hipsters with bad mustaches and tight jeans don’t ruin the look). One office has been redone as a record store, Wells Fargo Bank is masquerading as a plant store and old posters are tacked up on an empty storefront. With all the 1970s cars that were parked outside the other day, I almost felt like I was in a bad neighborhood in Buffalo!

I haven’t seen Gus Van Sant around yet, or Sean Penn (he’s playing Harvey Milk). Matt Damon (unfortunately) backed out of a role in the film a few months ago.