http://markasaurus.com musings of the markasaurus Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:44:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1757 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:04:40 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1757 Get $600 in singles. Cross the boarder to Canada. Get $600 in singles. Cross the boarder to Canada.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1755 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:54:16 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1755 Invest in your cat's education. Invest in your cat’s education.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1731 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:05:07 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1731 Oh, I almost forgot... * Subscribe to 10 foreign porn websites for a month. Oh, I almost forgot…
* Subscribe to 10 foreign porn websites for a month.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1730 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:01:34 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1730 * Buy 75 gallons of gasoline and have a bonfire. Or... * Buy a bag of cement and lay down the cement with the remaining $295 in singles mixed into the cement. Because hey, $300 sidewalk, that's cool. * Hire a butler for 10 hours. * Buy 150 - 40oz of OE and pass out bottles to the homeless. * Throw a jell-o wrestling party with hired entertainment. * Rent a car, take the full insurance option and wreck the shit out of it..Smash the windows, rip off the mirrors, slash the tires, etc. Throw the $300 in the car rental agents face and say "Sue me." * Buy 75 gallons of gasoline and have a bonfire. Or…
* Buy a bag of cement and lay down the cement with the remaining $295 in singles mixed into the cement. Because hey, $300 sidewalk, that’s cool.
* Hire a butler for 10 hours.
* Buy 150 - 40oz of OE and pass out bottles to the homeless.
* Throw a jell-o wrestling party with hired entertainment.
* Rent a car, take the full insurance option and wreck the shit out of it..Smash the windows, rip off the mirrors, slash the tires, etc. Throw the $300 in the car rental agents face and say “Sue me.”

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1708 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:24:19 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/14/how-to-spend-your-economic-stimulus-payment/#comment-1708 Very stimulating to think about. Very stimulating to think about.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1684 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:44:34 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1684 I recently discovered that Labatt Blue is consumed more in Buffalo, NY than anywhere else in the US. 28% of all beer consumed in the WNY area is a Labatt. So upon deciding the home of the new US office for Labatt, only one city seemed to make any sense. Check the bottom of a new case for the B-lo address. I recently discovered that Labatt Blue is consumed more in Buffalo, NY than anywhere else in the US. 28% of all beer consumed in the WNY area is a Labatt. So upon deciding the home of the new US office for Labatt, only one city seemed to make any sense. Check the bottom of a new case for the B-lo address.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1641 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:20:48 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1641 I celebrated Canada Day by saying "eh" to everyone at work. A fine Labatt Blue import was consumed on my patio after work. I celebrated Canada Day by saying “eh” to everyone at work. A fine Labatt Blue import was consumed on my patio after work.

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1640 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:19:14 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1640 didn't we drink Labatt last fourth of July? didn’t we drink Labatt last fourth of July?

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1637 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:56:12 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/07/01/happy-canada-day/#comment-1637 i really always thought it was "labatt's" i really always thought it was “labatt’s”

]]> http://markasaurus.com/2008/05/21/recipe-corner-vegetarian-pasta-chicken-finger-surprise/#comment-1631 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:30:22 +0000 http://markasaurus.com/2008/05/21/recipe-corner-vegetarian-pasta-chicken-finger-surprise/#comment-1631 Is Markasaurus going extinct? what the hay? Is Markasaurus going extinct? what the hay?

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